The tiger I saved as a child suddenly appeared as two companions?! And they say we three must sleep together for their souls to become one again?

"Our wife is truly clumsy, trapping her husband between her legs like this-"

"You wanted to touch it, didn't you...? A man's body."

Living as newlyweds with two divine beings who pounce on me at all hours - can my heart really endure this?

(Source: Lezhin, translated)